(Source: lilosprodigy, via beedlejuice)
30377when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via beedlejuice)
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
(via 2eternal)
(via ohemgeezombees)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via 2eternal)
(via beedlejuice)
never thought i would actually like something from Shakepear…but this line is genius
laughing at the fact you said shakepear…
Shakespeare.
(Source: p-refect, via meeowchelle)
(Source: inbedwithjohnny, via theunsinkableship)
Gawwgggggouuussss !!
Don’t even know how/why this started getting notes again
Wish I could get my hair like this everyday sigh
(via ohemgeezombees)
I always swallow so I don’t really understand where girls spit like do you just walk out of the room or spit it on them like what do you guys do
(via ohemgeezombees)
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
(via potential-nobody)
Installed without directions…
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard holy shit
Somehow this is cooler than what it does normally. Put in colored lightbulbs and you have a friggin disco light.
im crying my eyes out
you had one job
(via those-who-favour-fire)
